Ten Ways To Know Their Cheating
1.He never has time for you, at first you were like cool but now you barely see him. Claiming to still be at work when you can here people in the background, that sounds like a bar.
2. When he all of a sudden change the way he dresses. He was still wearing his clothes from high school. Now its all about the designer gear. He didn’t look this good when we met.
3.When he has more than one cell phone. Telling you that the other phone is for work. Really. This phone he will guard with his life. He will start sweating if he miss places it. This phone is protected and guarded like the pentagon.
4. He starts fights just to leave the house. First of all he will look very silly starting a argument about two ice cubes missing out of the tray. Try to flip the script and ask you if your cheating and storm off. He will try to creep back in smelling like body wash from the dollar store.
5. When he has a lock on the cell phone. He will tell you because of his online banking. Even though you both know that he doesn’t have money like that. Any way who need to keep track of twenty dollars that hard. Everyone with a bank account know that they send out alerts if anything shady is going on.
6. When he come home and immediately take a shower, and this is on his day off .Come to think of it he only showers maybe twice a week if your lucky. Now he stays in the bathroom getting ready for “work”. Who is this man, this is not the man I have been dating.
7.When he starts working out, which he had not done since we met. He will go out and buy all this work out gear but he is gaining weight due to the fact that he eats at two different homes. At this point your not even attracted to him anymore.
8. He smells really good when he leave the house, but with you he would not put on deodorant. Not the cheap cologne Tom Ford, and how the hell did he find out about some Tom Ford. When we were dating he only wore shit from Avon that his mom would give him.
9. He is on the phone constantly texting, then tell you its a buddy from work. Ok what is happening at work so top secret that you can’t talk to your so called buddy from work. No straight man should be that happy after texting a man from work.
10.When he look you straight in your eyes and say Bae you know I would never cheap on you. With their fingers crossed behind their back. Well after reading all of this he is not even worth the time of day. Peace out.
Ten ways to know their cheating
