Top10 Lies Men Tell On The Internet
1. Having a job. Most men will not tell you that they are unemployed. They will make up a job that is so exciting that it will pull you in. The thing is how can you talk to me all day and night if you have this demanding and exciting job. The truth is they are on unemployment, and have been almost the two years that is allowed to receive it.
2. How tall they are. Some men are not comfortable with their height, so they will lie about. You will hardly see a mans profile that will say I am five feet tall. Instead you will find that out only if you meet them face to face.
3.How much they weigh. Yes some men will lie about their body. If they have a profile pic of themselves in high school and they are in their forties run for the hills. Ask them to face time or to take a selfie. If they make up excuses than you have it.
4. Athlete. They will tell you about the work out they just finished. The only working out that is happening, is from the couch, Men embrace yourself and women will do the same.
5. All the money they have. They will tell you about all the trips they have been on and the lavish lifestyle they have. The truth is they might be sleeping in their parents basement, and working at a fast food joint. Nothing wrong with fast food, so just be honest.
6.They claim to be a boss. Constantly talking about how they may have to fire someone because you gave them to many chances. They are in fact talking about their selves, and are on probation at work.
7. Interesting career. They will tell you that they are a nuclear scientist. The truth is they are working for a company that transports porta potties. The flip side is you want have to wait in line to go pottie.
8. Knowing celebrities. Every body that is famous is their cousin. They talk about it so much they start believing their own lies. Even go so far as to show you a pic of them and a celeb that they have photo shopped and it is very noticeable.
9. Claim to have a personal assistant. In fact it is their little sister. This is the conversation. Hey bae you want to go out this week, and you say yes. They say I will let my assistant take care of the details.
10. They work in the film industry. All ways taking about celebs like they are best friends. They even have the nerve to invite you over the next time one of their fabulous friends pop up.
Hope you enjoyed the laugh. This was my top ten lies men tell on the internet
Top 10 Lies Men Tell On The Internet